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The O.C.

I'm starting with 'The O.C.' If I forgot any quotes or made a mistake on any of them, please let me know. Thanks. Enjoy!

Trey: I'm your big brother. If I don't teach you this, who will?

Trey: Quit bein' a little bitch! Get in!

Sandy: Ryan. Sandy Cohen. The court's appointed me your Public Defender...you could do worse.

Ryan: Where I'm from having a dream doesn't make you smart. Knowing it won't come true, that does.

Ryan: This is a nice car. I didn't know your kind of lawyer made money.
Sandy: No. We don't...my wife does.

Ryan: It's no fun if the key's in the car.

Kirsten: You BROUGHT him HOME? This is not a stray puppy, Sandy.
Sandy: I know that, Kirsten.
Kirsten: Well, it was only a matter of time before you started bringing home felons.
Sandy: Ooph, Ryan's not a felon.
Kirsten: Did you not meet him in jail?
Sandy: Yes, technically. But it wasn't for a felony, I mean it was, but it won't be when I'm done.

Sandy: He's not a criminal mastermind. He's a kid who has no one and no where to go.

Marissa: Who are you?
Ryan: Whoever you want me to be.
Marissa: Okay.

Marissa: So, what are you doing here, seriously?
Ryan: Seriously? I stole a car, crashed it. Actually my brother did. Since he had a gun and drugs on him, he's in jail. I got out and then my mom threw me out. She was pissed off and drunk. So Mr. Cohen took me in.
Marissa: You're their cousin from Boston, right?
Ryan: Right.

Seth: Oh, looks like someones trying to be a hero but he got a little cocky. XOXO. It's an unbeatable combination. Oh, oh, ohhhhh. What happened to your head dude, where did it go? I'm sorry, did someone die? Oh, hey, do you wanna play Grand Theft Auto? It's pretty cool, you can, like, steal cars and...Not that that's cool. Or uncool, I don't know. Um...

Seth: Why do they even need a fashion show? Every day's a fashion show for these people.

Sandy: It beats a jumpsuit.

Kaitlin: Oh, Mom, do you like my nails?
Julie: Oh, I love them, Kaitlin. Do you like my hair this straight or is it too Avril Lavigne?
Marissa: No, it looks good, Mom.
Julie: Oh, Marissa, you look...oh honey, I thought you were going to wear your hair down. Pulled back like that it's a little harsh on your angles.

Waiter: Mushroom-leek crescent? Crab and brie phyllo?

Seth: Welcome to the dark side.

Woman: Did I hear you were from Canada?
Ryan: Yes you did.

Kirsten: I want my husband to be right about you.

Seth: Hey, Luke. What's up?
Luke: Hey, yeah. Suck it, queer.
Seth: My vacation was great too. Thank you for asking about it.

Seth: Summer's right over there. Look, I'm sorry, wait, don't look, don't look, but I mean you can look but don't look like you're looking.

Summer: Who is that?
Marissa: The cousin? The pool boy? I don't know.
Summer: Well, I'm gonna find out.

Sandy: Is that Summer?
Seth: I'm gonna, I'm gonna, uh, sit...
Ryan: Way to salt his game, Mr. Cohen.

Seth: She's got Tahiti written all over her.

Woman: What are you doing putting my daughter in Calvin Klein? She was supposed to wear Vera Wang.
Peggy: And she would if she had the chest to hold it up. It's called puberty, honey, it'll happen.

Julie: Marissa wanted to wear these Prada Mary Jane's but I told her she had to wear the stiletto Mahnolo's.

Summer: Hey, where ya goin'? My friend, Holly, no, well, her parents are letting us use their beach house, as a gift, you know, cuz of all our hard work for charity. If you need a ride...or anything, I'm Summer.

Seth: If it sucks we can always bail.

Ryan: Welcome to the dark side.

Seth: Oh, hey, cocaine. That's awesome.

Girl: Isn't it, like, so beautiful? The sand, the water?
Luke: Yeah...hey, you wanna go check it out?
Girl: But, what about Marissa?
Luke: Hmm? Oh, no worries.

Julie: Jimmy, honey, did you get my fro-yo?
Jimmy: Oh, no, I forgot...uh, I'll go back.
Julie: Pistachio. Thanks, sweetie. Hi, Kirsten.

Seth: Oh, wow, I'm sorry. I should really learn to knock in case there's a threesome going on in the bathroom.

Marissa: Hey.
Ryan: Hey.
Marissa: So, what do you think of Newport?
Ryan: I think I could get in less trouble where I'm from.
Holly: Hey, Coop! It's your turn to deal.
Marissa: You have no idea.

Seth: Why don't you just go back to Chino. I'm sure there's a really nice car in the parking lot that you could steal.
Summer: Uh, Chino? Eww.

Seth: You guys really wouldn't hurt me because that would be so cliche...oh, I guess you're friends of the cliche.

Seth: Hey, Ryan. What's up?

Luke: Welcome to the O.C., bitch! This is how it's done in Orange County.

Seth: Well, I don't know what to say except that you totally had my back out there.

Seth: Also, that wasn't exactly the way that I first planned to talk to Summer but I am now on her radar. Do you think I should tell her about Tahiti? Do you?
Ryan: Not yet.
Seth: That's what I thought. See, that's what I was thinking. I wanted to make sure, like, we were on the same page.

Seth: Quite a little night we had there. I'm not gonna forget it, Ryan, I'm not gonna forget that one.

Kirsten: Thank God! What happened to your face?
Seth: Mmmmhmmm...I got into a fight.
Kirsten: With who? Why?
Seth: I don't really know. I don't really remember. Umm...I was really drunk, yeah. I think I still am a little bit.
Kirsten: Let's go. House. Now.

Sandy: There's a whole world outside this Newport Beach bubble.

Kirsten: He has a family, Sandy. It's not up to you to decide if they're good enough.

Kirsten: Look, Ryan, I don't mean to play bad cop. It's nothing personal. Is that bacon?

Ryan: You have a really nice family.

Seth: I'll come down to Chino, you know, I'll visit you and you can show me your world. Or, you know, "hood".

Seth: Maybe there's someplace you wanna go? It's pretty good for ideas.



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